{"product_id":"arknights-derpy-horse-head-plush-massage-stick","title":"Arknights: Derpy Horse Head Plush Massage Stick","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it a horse? Is it a meme? It's your new favorite Rhodes Island desk companion that also happens to fix your sore shoulders after a long day of farming materials. Honestly, we couldn't stop laughing when we first saw this—it perfectly captures that chaotic Arknights energy we love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eVisual Highlights\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust look at those eyes. There isn't a single thought behind them, and that's exactly why we need it. The plush head is surprisingly soft, featuring a fuzzy black mane and that signature 'derp' expression that makes it look like it just witnessed a Catastrophe. The stick is sturdy enough for a satisfying pat-down, making it as functional as it is hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFor Doctors\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a Kazimierz enthusiast or just a Doctor who appreciates the weirder side of merch, this massage stick is a top-tier choice. It’s the perfect conversation starter for your collection shelf or a literal stress-reliever for your workstation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"specs\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plush Massage Stick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIP:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arknights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Head approx. 75mm (Total length varies)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester, Wood\/Plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"notice\"\u003e⚠️ Please use gently; this is a massage tool, not a weapon for Vanguard training!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Artplex","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51587606741272,"sku":"25864","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/4677\/7624\/files\/main_0_b41a8ed4-8723-4bf8-80a7-eb811241af28.jpg?v=1769046465","url":"https:\/\/www.artplex.store\/products\/arknights-derpy-horse-head-plush-massage-stick","provider":"Artplex","version":"1.0","type":"link"}